The Wine & Whine Wednesday Wars
The Art of Members Only
Match Philosophy
Classical Greco-Roman Style - Upper body wrestling only - no leg attacks allowed
Match Flow
Wrestlers engage in pure upper-body grappling with emphasis on throws, lifts, and control positions. Judges reward technical excellence, clean throws that expose the opponent's back, and sustained control.
Club Tradition
Wrestlers wear club monogrammed singlets, match officiated by club's most senior member
VICTORY
The Aspen Attorney
Victorious by Decision
Round Summary
Match Highlights
After a hard-fought match, Mr. Edward Worthington Monroe Esq. edged out Mr. Robert Kensington Pembroke Esq. on points.
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Round 1 opens with the pure artistry of classical Greco-Roman wrestling. Both The Aspen Attorney and The Objection Overlord demonstrate the refined upper-body techniques that define Members Only competition. The Aspen Attorney showcases superior strength with 2 masterful throws, while attempting 1 impressive lifting sequences that draw appreciative murmurs from the knowledgeable gallery. The technical precision is evident as The Aspen Attorney earns 5 technique points through clean execution of classical holds and throws. The Aspen Attorney ultimately controls the round through sustained upper-body dominance, earning 4 back exposure points while maintaining the dignified approach expected in this most traditional of country club wrestling formats.
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Round 2
Round 2 elevates the classical wrestling artistry to new heights. With the match evenly contested, technical superiority becomes paramount. The Objection Overlord demonstrates exceptional upper-body control, executing 2 throws with the precision that Members Only demands. The strength component becomes evident as The Objection Overlord completes 4 powerful demonstrations of lifting and control that showcase the physical demands of pure Greco-Roman wrestling. The Aspen Attorney mounts a valiant classical defense, but The Objection Overlord's superior technique and conditioning in the upper-body-only format proves decisive. The crowd responds with knowledgeable murmurs about greco-roman excellence, recognizing the exceptional display of classical wrestling fundamentals.
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Round 3
Needing this round to salvage the match, the final round becomes a testament to classical wrestling mastery. The Aspen Attorney demonstrates why Members Only represents the pinnacle of upper-body wrestling artistry, executing 4 throws with increasing authority. The strength factor becomes paramount as The Aspen Attorney dominates the clinch work and lifting exchanges, earning 3 back exposure points through superior positioning and power. The Objection Overlord shows tremendous heart in maintaining classical technique despite fatigue, but The Aspen Attorney's combination of strength, technique, and endurance in the demanding Greco-Roman format proves insurmountable. The match concludes with both wrestlers having honored the classical traditions that make Members Only the most technically demanding competition in country club wrestling.
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Event Information
The Wine & Whine Wednesday Wars
Hamptons Polo Club
300 Summit Road, Aspen, CO
November 04, 2022 at 06:00 AM
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