The Vasectomy Vengeance Voyage
The Art of Caddie Match
Match Philosophy
Technical Superiority Challenge - Tag team wrestling emphasizing clean technique and fundamentals
Match Flow
Tag team format where the non-wrestling teammate serves as a caddie, providing tactical advice and strategy between exchanges.
Club Tradition
Corner teammates provide tactical advice like golf caddies, sommelier explains wine pairings during cocktail break
VICTORY
The Executive Crusher
Victorious by Decision
Round Summary
Match Highlights
After a hard-fought match, Mr. Edward Harrison Getty MS edged out Mr. James Harrison Smith Esq. on points.
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Round 1 begins with both wrestlers testing each other's abilities. Mr. Leopold Whitmore MS gains the advantage through superior technique and control, ultimately securing the round victory over Mr. Jebediah Noble Washington Esq..
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Round 2
The second round sees intensified action as both wrestlers have now studied their opponent. Mr. Jebediah Noble Washington Esq. capitalizes on openings and demonstrates excellent conditioning to take round 2.
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Round 3
Round 3 continues the established pattern, with Mr. Leopold Whitmore MS maintaining momentum and technical superiority.
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AI Wrestling Commentary
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Event Information
The Vasectomy Vengeance Voyage
Mountain Lodge
777 Oceanview Blvd, Newport, RI
March 29, 2025 at 09:00 AM
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