Spotify Wrapped Wrath
The Art of Vintner's Victory
Match Philosophy
Wine Preservation Wrestling - Victory by emptying opponent's wine glass while preserving your own
Match Flow
Wrestlers hold crystal wine glasses in their non-dominant hands while competing. The objective is to empty the opponent's glass while preserving your own.
Club Tradition
Sommelier selects match vintage, crystal stemware from club collection, wine tasting notes provided
VICTORY
The Ebony Equestrian
Victorious by Decision
Round Summary
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Round 1 opens with the refined artistry of Vintner's Victory wrestling. Both The Ebony Equestrian and My victory is a strong pour demonstrate exceptional skill in one-handed grappling while preserving their precious 1996 Dom Pérignon Champagne. The Ebony Equestrian executes 4 masterful one-handed techniques, including a brilliant hip throw that keeps their wine glass perfectly level throughout the maneuver. The sommelier watches approvingly as both wrestlers navigate 4 near-miss moments with their vintage, but The Ebony Equestrian's superior wine-wrestling coordination ultimately secures the round through a combination of athletic prowess and oenological respect.
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Round 2
The second round elevates the wine preservation challenge as both wrestlers have adapted to the unique constraints. The Ebony Equestrian shows exceptional poise, managing 2 precarious wine moments while maintaining their 1996 Dom Pérignon Champagne in pristine condition. A masterful sequence sees The Ebony Equestrian use their wine glass as a psychological tool, keeping My victory is a strong pour at distance while executing a flawless single-arm takedown. The sommelier offers 3 appreciative reactions to the wine handling technique as The Ebony Equestrian demonstrates why Vintner's Victory demands the highest level of cultural sophistication combined with athletic excellence.
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Round 3
Round 3 continues My victory is a strong pour's wine wrestling mastery. With confidence built from previous rounds, they execute increasingly ambitious one-handed maneuvers while maintaining perfect 1996 Dom Pérignon Champagne presentation. The Ebony Equestrian struggles to match this level of sophisticated wrestling, their wine management showing signs of strain with 3 dangerous moments. My victory is a strong pour's victory demonstrates the true art of Vintner's Victory - where athletic excellence and wine appreciation merge into the most culturally refined competition country club wrestling offers.
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Event Information
Spotify Wrapped Wrath
Newport Marina
1000 Vineyard Hill, Napa Valley, CA
January 23, 2026 at 01:00 PM
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