Private School Parent Pandemonium
The Art of The Gentleman's Agreement
Match Philosophy
Freestyle with Etiquette Breaks - Standard freestyle wrestling with mandatory composure moments
Match Flow
Full freestyle wrestling rules apply, allowing leg attacks, shots, and all standard techniques. Either wrestler may call for a composure break once per round.
Club Tradition
Sparkling water served on silver tray during 5-minute break, full bar service during cocktail intermission
Required Apparatus
VICTORY
The Legal Liquidator
Victorious by Decision
Round Summary
Match Highlights
The referee stopped the match after Bunny St. James demonstrated clear superiority over Bradford Ainsworth-Hayes in this premium contest.
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Round 1 exemplifies The Gentleman's Agreement at its finest. The Cellar Sovereign and The Legal Liquidator engage in pristine freestyle wrestling, showcasing 3 expertly executed leg attacks and 2 clean takedowns. The technical excellence is evident as both wrestlers demonstrate complete mastery of freestyle fundamentals. The Cellar Sovereign ultimately secures the round through superior technique and ring generalship, earning 6 technical points for exceptional execution. The crowd responds with respectful cheers for clean wrestling technique as both wrestlers exemplify the refined nature of country club wrestling.
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Round 2
Round 2 sees both wrestlers adapting their strategies while maintaining the highest standards of sportsmanship. With the score tied, both wrestlers elevate their intensity. The Legal Liquidator demonstrates superior conditioning and tactical awareness, executing 3 decisive takedowns while defending against The Cellar Sovereign's freestyle attacks. Ms. Quintessa Devonshire Blackthorne Esq. strategically calls for a composure break, using the 30-second respite to reassess tactics and adjust strategy. The technical prowess on display includes 2 submission attempts, all executed with the precision expected in The Gentleman's Agreement. The Legal Liquidator claims the round through consistent pressure and clean wrestling fundamentals, while both competitors maintain the respectful demeanor that defines this match type.
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Round 3
Needing this round to stay competitive, The Legal Liquidator rises to the occasion with a masterful display of freestyle wrestling. The round features 3 takedowns and 3 leg attacks, all executed with the technical precision that The Gentleman's Agreement demands. The Cellar Sovereign mounts a valiant effort, but The Legal Liquidator's superior strategy and conditioning prove decisive. The match concludes with both wrestlers embracing in a display of mutual respect, having honored the gentleman's tradition of competitive excellence combined with sporting behavior. The crowd offers appreciative murmurs at the technical display for a match that exemplifies country club wrestling at its most refined.
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Event Information
Private School Parent Pandemonium
Harbor Yacht Club
200 Yacht Club Dr, San Diego, CA
October 04, 2023 at 10:00 AM
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