Cocktails & Carnage: The Martini Melee
The Art of Black Tie Throwdown
Match Philosophy
Formal Rules Exhibition - Classic wrestling where victory is achieved by removing opponent's bow tie.
Match Flow
Wrestlers compete with bow ties as the primary target. Removing an opponent's bow tie results in immediate victory.
Club Tradition
String quartet performs during cocktail intermission, formal attire inspected pre-match
Required Apparatus
Judges inspect bow tie for proper tie procedure.
Scoring & Rules
10 Point must over 3 rounds
Touching the opponents tie scores a point. Capture of the tie results in victory.
VICTORY
The NASDAQ Nemesis
Victorious by Domination
Round Summary
Match Highlights
After a hard-fought match, Mr. Anthony Kingsley Jones PhD edged out Mr. Kingsley Kingsley Wellington-Price Esq. on points.
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Black Tie Throwdown reaches its ultimate expression in round 1 as The NASDAQ Nemesis demonstrates the pinnacle of formal wrestling artistry. After executing 2 vintage wrestling moves with impeccable form, The NASDAQ Nemesis achieves the precise leverage needed to remove The Beachfront Evictor's bow tie. The breakaway mechanism activates flawlessly, ending the round in spectacular fashion. The NASDAQ Nemesis's victory represents the perfect marriage of country club wrestling tradition with formal evening elegance, as the string quartet plays a triumphant flourish to celebrate this sartorial and athletic achievement.
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Round 2
The second round elevates the formal wrestling artistry as both competitors have adapted to the evening wear constraints. The NASDAQ Nemesis demonstrates exceptional poise with 1 subtle adjustments that maintain perfect formal presentation while executing advanced wrestling techniques. The vintage wrestling elements become more pronounced as The NASDAQ Nemesis employs 1 classical moves that earn style bonuses from the distinguished judges. 4 tantalizing near-removals of The Beachfront Evictor's bow tie create dramatic tension, but The NASDAQ Nemesis ultimately claims the round through superior technical execution and formal wear mastery, embodying the Black Tie Throwdown's celebration of wrestling tradition and elegant presentation.
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Round 3
Needing this round to remain competitive in formal fashion, the final round becomes a testament to formal wrestling excellence at its highest level. The NASDAQ Nemesis rises to the occasion with 3 technique points that showcase the perfect fusion of athletic skill and black-tie sophistication. The intensity builds through 2 dramatic bow tie near-removals, with the string quartet's tempo matching the escalating action. The NASDAQ Nemesis's 2 vintage wrestling moves demonstrate deep respect for country club wrestling's historical traditions while competing in the most formal setting possible. Though the bow tie remains secure, The NASDAQ Nemesis's victory through traditional scoring represents the triumph of technical excellence and formal presentation that defines Black Tie Throwdown as the most elegant competition in country club wrestling.
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Event Information
Cocktails & Carnage: The Martini Melee
Lakeside Manor
300 Summit Road, Aspen, CO
October 04, 2022 at 12:00 PM
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