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Round 1 opens with the pure artistry of classical Greco-Roman wrestling. Both The Celtic Legal Enforcer and The Property Baron demonstrate the refined upper-body techniques that define Members Only competition. The Celtic Legal Enforcer showcases superior strength with 2 masterful throws, while attempting 1 impressive lifting sequences that draw appreciative murmurs from the knowledgeable gallery. The technical precision is evident as The Celtic Legal Enforcer earns 6 technique points through clean execution of classical holds and throws. The Celtic Legal Enforcer ultimately controls the round through sustained upper-body dominance, earning 4 back exposure points while maintaining the dignified approach expected in this most traditional of country club wrestling formats.

Round 2 elevates the classical wrestling artistry to new heights. With the match evenly contested, technical superiority becomes paramount. The Property Baron demonstrates exceptional upper-body control, executing 2 throws with the precision that Members Only demands. The strength component becomes evident as The Property Baron completes 4 powerful demonstrations of lifting and control that showcase the physical demands of pure Greco-Roman wrestling. The senior member officiating issues a stern warning for an inadvertent leg contact, reminding both wrestlers of the classical purity required in Members Only competition. The Celtic Legal Enforcer mounts a valiant classical defense, but The Property Baron's superior technique and conditioning in the upper-body-only format proves decisive. The crowd responds with knowledgeable murmurs about greco-roman excellence, recognizing the exceptional display of classical wrestling fundamentals.

Needing this round to salvage the match, the final round becomes a testament to classical wrestling mastery. The Celtic Legal Enforcer demonstrates why Members Only represents the pinnacle of upper-body wrestling artistry, executing 2 throws with increasing authority. The strength factor becomes paramount as The Celtic Legal Enforcer dominates the clinch work and lifting exchanges, earning 3 back exposure points through superior positioning and power. The Property Baron shows tremendous heart in maintaining classical technique despite fatigue, but The Celtic Legal Enforcer's combination of strength, technique, and endurance in the demanding Greco-Roman format proves insurmountable. The match concludes with both wrestlers having honored the classical traditions that make Members Only the most technically demanding competition in country club wrestling.