The Bordeaux Bulldozer
"Your net worth is about to depreciate dramatically!"
Back In Black
by AC/DC
Wrestler Profile
Physical Characteristics
6'1" (73 inches)
225 lbs
Wrestling Arsenal
- The Vintage Vault (inverted suplex with wine glass balancing)
- The Portfolio Crusher (flying crossbody while quoting market statistics)
- The Grand Cru Guillotine (wine bottle assisted chokehold)
Championship History
Metropolitan Club Heavyweight Champion (2022)
Hamptons Summer Series Victor (2021)
Napa Valley Invitational Trophy Holder (2020)
Biography
Third-generation sommelier turned financial titan who practices Greco-Roman wrestling between blind wine tastings. Known for hosting exclusive 'Suplex & Sip' events where guests critique vintage ports while watching amateur wrestling matches.
Ranking Breakdown
Round-based performance scoring system
Base Points
Starting foundation
Round Performance
Match round scores
Win/Loss Bonus
1W-0L
Matches
Analyzed
How Points Are Calculated
Base: 100 points for all wrestlers
Round Performance: Sum of points earned in each match round
Win Bonus: +10 points per match victory
Loss Penalty: -10 points per match loss
Total = Base + Round Points + Win Bonuses - Loss Penalties
Complete Wrestler Statistics
Comprehensive performance metrics on 1-10 scale
Overall Performance Rating
Based on core attributes
Core Attributes
Wrestling Style Specializations
Powerhouse
Raw strength moves
Technician
Technical wrestling
High Flyer
Aerial maneuvers
Showman
Crowd entertainment
Brawler
Street fighting
Technical Skills
Support & Development
Injury Prevention
Avoiding injuries
Nutrition
Diet discipline
Match Strategy
Tactical planning
Legacy Building
Career management
Ranking Points
Global standing
Win Streak
Consecutive wins
Legacy Score
Career impact
Match History
Completed Matches
Video Gallery
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Club Status
Fellow Club Members
The Southern Sommelier
Cletus Dunbar
Points: 257
The Singapore Sovereign
Cyrus Nakamura
Points: 181
The Ultimate Corporate Crusher
Ximena Dunmore
Points: 143
The Boardroom Baron
Zephaniah Fenwick
Points: 141
The Ultimate Artistic Executive
Oscar Miller
Points: 140
The Litigating Lotus
Fionn MacMahon
Points: 121
The Laird of Leverage
Gary Bethune
Points: 110
The Investment Destroyer
Opal Yamada
Points: 100
The Peak Legal Legacy
Araminta Heatherstone
Points: 100
The Grind Gladiator
Francesca Livingston
Points: 100
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