The Dividend Duke
"Your portfolio is as weak as your ground game!"
Congratulations
by Post Malone
Wrestler Profile
Physical Characteristics
5'6" (66 inches)
195 lbs
Wrestling Arsenal
- The Trust Fund Takedown, The Quarterly Report Slam, The Tax Haven Headlock
Championship History
2023 Druid Hills Invitational Belt, Most Improved Portfolio Award (Wrestling Division)
Biography
Tyler 'The Dividend Duke' Meister burst onto the Highland Hustling scene after his trust fund matured at 25. Known for checking his Robinhood portfolio between rounds and insisting the referee address him as 'Your Grace,' Tyler brings unprecedented levels of nouveau riche energy to the squared circle. His pre-match ritual involves kissing his fraternity paddle and whispering stock tips to intimidated opponents.
Wrestling Style
Aggressive day-trader energy meets country club entitlement in salmon-colored shorts
Character Profile
A walking, talking embodiment of every finance bro stereotype, who genuinely believes wrestling is just another form of leveraged buyout
Signature Moves
- The Hedge Fund Hammer, The Capital Gains Guillotine, The EBITDA Elbow Drop
Career Highlights
- Once body-slammed an opponent while simultaneously closing a deal on speaker phone, featured in Garden & Gun magazine's '30 Under 30 Wrestlers Who Also Summer in Charleston'
Ranking Breakdown
Round-based performance scoring system
Base Points
Starting foundation
Round Performance
Match round scores
Win/Loss Bonus
3W-6L
Matches
Analyzed
How Points Are Calculated
Base: 100 points for all wrestlers
Round Performance: Sum of points earned in each match round
Win Bonus: +10 points per match victory
Loss Penalty: -10 points per match loss
Total = Base + Round Points + Win Bonuses - Loss Penalties
Complete Wrestler Statistics
Comprehensive performance metrics on 1-10 scale
Overall Performance Rating
Based on core attributes
Core Attributes
Wrestling Style Specializations
Powerhouse
Raw strength moves
Technician
Technical wrestling
High Flyer
Aerial maneuvers
Showman
Crowd entertainment
Brawler
Street fighting
Technical Skills
Support & Development
Injury Prevention
Avoiding injuries
Nutrition
Diet discipline
Match Strategy
Tactical planning
Legacy Building
Career management
Ranking Points
Global standing
Win Streak
Consecutive wins
Legacy Score
Career impact
Upcoming Matches
Match History
Completed Matches
Video Gallery
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Club Status
Fellow Club Members
My victory is a strong pour
Tequila Bates-Willie
Points: 623
Dr. Dividend
Alex Vernon
Points: 410
The Ebony Equestrian
Rachael Norman
Points: 395
The Body
John Waddy
Points: 371
The Landlord of Pickle Pain
Mike Aiken
Points: 275
The Retinal Reliever
Michael Jacobson
Points: 258
The Paradigm Shifter
Jeff Minassian
Points: 247
The Golf Enforcer
Reginald Brown
Points: 237
The Bourbon Baron
Sedgie Newsom
Points: 185
The Concierge of Pain
Edward Toledano
Points: 120
The Sovereign Scalpel
James Roberts
Points: 120
The Green Queen
Mrs. Alice Gepp
Points: 100
The Detail Destroyer
Norris Kemp
Points: 100
The Counselor
Randy Gepp
Points: 90
The Peachtree Prodigy
Issac Dimmock
Points: 90
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