The Book Club Blood Bath
The Art of The Gentleman's Agreement
Match Philosophy
Freestyle with Etiquette Breaks - Standard freestyle wrestling with mandatory composure moments
Match Flow
Full freestyle wrestling rules apply, allowing leg attacks, shots, and all standard techniques. Either wrestler may call for a composure break once per round.
Club Tradition
Sparkling water served on silver tray during 5-minute break, full bar service during cocktail intermission
Required Apparatus
VICTORY
The Mental Mangler
Victorious by Domination
Round Summary
Match Highlights
After a hard-fought match, Mr. Henry Wellington Pembroke Esq. edged out Ms. Victoria Whitmore Thornton-Cabot PsyD on points.
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Round 1 exemplifies The Gentleman's Agreement at its finest. The Mental Mangler and The Corporate Tactician engage in pristine freestyle wrestling, showcasing 1 expertly executed leg attacks and 2 clean takedowns. The technical excellence is evident as both wrestlers demonstrate complete mastery of freestyle fundamentals. The Mental Mangler ultimately secures the round through superior technique and ring generalship, earning 2 technical points for exceptional execution. The crowd responds with appreciative murmurs at the technical display as both wrestlers exemplify the refined nature of country club wrestling.
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Round 2
Round 2 sees both wrestlers adapting their strategies while maintaining the highest standards of sportsmanship. This round becomes crucial for momentum as the match develops. The Mental Mangler demonstrates superior conditioning and tactical awareness, executing 4 decisive takedowns while defending against The Corporate Tactician's freestyle attacks. Ms. Anastasia Cornelius Green PsyD wisely utilizes their composure break, taking a moment to regroup and plan their next sequence. The technical prowess on display includes 1 submission attempts, all executed with the precision expected in The Gentleman's Agreement. The Mental Mangler claims the round through consistent pressure and clean wrestling fundamentals, while both competitors maintain the respectful demeanor that defines this match type.
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Round 3
Needing this round to stay competitive, The Mental Mangler rises to the occasion with a masterful display of freestyle wrestling. The round features 4 takedowns and 2 leg attacks, all executed with the technical precision that The Gentleman's Agreement demands. Both wrestlers employ their composure breaks during this round, demonstrating the tactical depth that makes The Gentleman's Agreement so intellectually engaging. The Corporate Tactician mounts a valiant effort, but The Mental Mangler's superior strategy and conditioning prove decisive. The match concludes with both wrestlers embracing in a display of mutual respect, having honored the gentleman's tradition of competitive excellence combined with sporting behavior. The crowd offers delighted approval of the composure break strategy for a match that exemplifies country club wrestling at its most refined.
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Event Information
The Book Club Blood Bath
Palm Beach Resort
99 Estate Drive, Martha's Vineyard, MA
January 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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