The Peloton Punishment Parade
The Art of Caddie Match
Match Philosophy
Technical Superiority Challenge - Tag team wrestling emphasizing clean technique and fundamentals
Match Flow
Tag team format where the non-wrestling teammate serves as a caddie, providing tactical advice and strategy between exchanges.
Club Tradition
Corner teammates provide tactical advice like golf caddies, sommelier explains wine pairings during cocktail break
VICTORY
The Entrepreneur Eliminator
Victorious by Domination
Round Summary
Match Highlights
After a hard-fought match, Mr. Montgomery Montgomery Thornton edged out Mr. Thomas Kensington Pembroke Esq. on points.
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Round 1 begins with both wrestlers testing each other's abilities. Mr. Silas Ulysses Underwood gains the advantage through superior technique and control, ultimately securing the round victory over Mr. Cathal O'Boyle Esq..
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Round 2
The second round sees intensified action as both wrestlers have now studied their opponent. Mr. Silas Ulysses Underwood capitalizes on openings and demonstrates excellent conditioning to take round 2.
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Round 3
Round 3 continues the established pattern, with Mr. Silas Ulysses Underwood maintaining momentum and technical superiority.
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AI Wrestling Commentary
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Event Information
The Peloton Punishment Parade
Harbor Yacht Club
300 Summit Road, Aspen, CO
April 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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