The Peloton Punishment Parade
The Art of The Mixer
Match Philosophy
Team Scramble Format - Two-person teams with 12-inch leather waist straps connecting teammates
Match Flow
Teams must coordinate movements while connected by the waist strap. Tags can be made at any time, requiring careful timing and strategy.
Club Tradition
Team corners equipped with club's finest leather chairs, quick-release buckles for safety
Required Apparatus
Teams are connected at the waist by leather belts
VICTORY
The Legal Lynx
Victorious by Decision
Round Summary
Match Highlights
After a hard-fought match, Ms. Mary Victoria Adams Esq. edged out Mrs. Sarah Remington Carnegie Esq. on points.
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Round 1 begins with both wrestlers testing each other's abilities. Mrs. Jocasta Aldrich Ravenswood Esq. gains the advantage through superior technique and control, ultimately securing the round victory over Ms. Estelle Carmelo Greco Esq..
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Round 2
The second round sees intensified action as both wrestlers have now studied their opponent. Ms. Estelle Carmelo Greco Esq. capitalizes on openings and demonstrates excellent conditioning to take round 2.
Performance Stats
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Round 3
Round 3 continues the established pattern, with Mrs. Jocasta Aldrich Ravenswood Esq. maintaining momentum and technical superiority.
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AI Wrestling Commentary
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Event Information
The Peloton Punishment Parade
Harbor Yacht Club
300 Summit Road, Aspen, CO
April 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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